We're an amiable bunch of coves, given to doffing our hats to ladies, twirling both canes and moustaches (sometimes simultaneously, if we haven't had too much to drink yet) and devoting at least half an hour each morning to perfecting our tie knots. Of course, if you're a lady yourself, you don't have to grow a moustache or doff to yourself in the mirror. In fact, ladies make up roughly half our membership, even though the origins of the club might seem rather gent-orientated.